Just started this Blogging lark!

Well.... It's 2008 (April)... And it's been bloody Snowing!!
Matthew (my 10 yr old son) is currently off school on his Easter Break.... My Wifey is off too...which means I have to look like I am working, and not spend half the day on my Flight Simulator!
Recently confirmed that we are going to have a weeks holiday in Lincolnshire, at a holiday/fishing type place, with my friends, Paul & Sandy Maltby, and their son Adam...Whom Matthew has also previously had a holiday with!
Matt is looking forward to sharing a room with Adam, and showing him the entire 3 series of 'Bottom' which he has on DVD..... I have been accused of introducing my son to innapropriate, sexist, and vulgar humour since he was young.
This is true, I admit it...and I appologise to Lesbians everywhere, for turning yet another Male, into a Crude, Toilet humour loving, Binge drinker!

Been a quiet sorta week last week...but the Computer fixing side of things has perked up today.
Was all over the place....Tynemouth, High Spen, Lemington to name but a few. (well...all of them actually)...... Sorting out Bill Gates's Cock ups, with his pathetic Windows Vista!...What a pile of Fucking crap it is!!..... Still.. Keeps me in business, so thanks Bill.. I still love ya (even though you're a Twat)

Max (my adorable Collie) has been a little 'off colour' today...... Not his usual self, and been a bit quiet.
I think he is pissed off with this weather too...He likes nothing better than playing with his 'Hoff' in the Garden, on a warm, sunny day.... But it's too cold for him. because, unlike most Collie-Dogs...he is a big, soft shite!..... Reckon he is a Southerner at heart!...No wonder the Geordie dogs growl at him!.... Still, he fucking OWNS Hasslehoff!!

Actually had Him and Jack (our Silly old Cat) on the bed together, for at least five minutes the other day!... I was stroking Jack, and then patting Max.
Jack liked it, but Max was very uneasy about the whole thing...he looked quite worried by the fact that he is only a mere 16 times bigger than Jack, with a facefull of sharp teeth!...still, they say that Cats always end up ruling the roost! (which explains why Female Humans relate so well to them!)

Max actually left a small chug-nut turd on my bed the other day, when he got over excited!
(which explains why Male Humans relate so well to them!)

Which actually, brings me neatly back to ..... Bottom!
My friend Helen is the only Girlie type person I have met...who actually Likes Bottom! (the series, as well as the Floppy bit you sit on)...We went to see the Live show when I lived in Guildford.
I really must give her a call... Havent seen her since Matthew's christening.

I suppose it is just too crude, and 'Boyish'...... But I love the way it is written.... it just makes you feel like a 12 yr old lad again when you watch it!... You just want to go and put Clingfilm over the toilet!....or maybe it's just me!?

I have enjoyed writing this first blog entry...I am sure it will be a good way to write all the silly stuff that usually gets forgotten!
(Shall have to put an entry after my next 'Hussah' night with My Bro - in - Law Chris!)
We have been having a few good nights out, seeing bands and stuff....I am really pleased he came back to Newcastle...not least because he is the other half of Badgeboysinc...But he has been great fun to hang out with! (but that's another story!) ;-)